Aquatic Artist Gifts

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

Statue of the Unknown Sychronised Swimming Team

'Say, this is interesting.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Fly fishing

'Foreign exchange student.'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Civilized Salmon

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

Rainbow violin surfers

The dream works when the team works!

Bottom-Feeders

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

School of little fish scares big fish

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Clown fish ... '

Annual sportknitting Derby

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Diver disguised as a fish

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'