Pool Artist Gifts

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Chick Billiard Ball

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

The dream works when the team works!

Birds cue ball escape.