Pool Perfectionist Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

I love swimming.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'No it's still not fixed'

Cruise.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Pool lovers

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'