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"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

I love swimming.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Pool lovers

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."