Pool Maintenance Specialist Gifts

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cruise.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Pool lovers

No petting in the pool!

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.