Pool Maintenance Gifts

Ace Pool Cleaners.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

Lazy plumber.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."