Pool Maintenance Prints

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Ace Pool Cleaners.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

Lazy plumber.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?