'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'
Closing A Pool Gifts
Looking for a gift to honor the pool closing expert in your life? Whether it’s for a neighbor, friend, or family member, these thoughtful and witty products celebrate their summer season finale. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, find something that makes their annual pool closing a memorable and cheerful event. Gift a loved one something that captures their seasonal pride or adds a fun touch to their poolside routine as they prepare to close up shop until next year.
On holiday.
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."
Bring your own inflatable.
The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans
'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'
Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
'I like you, you've got balls.'
'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'
The real reason why flamingos are pink
Swimming Prankster
Two Players both holding the same cue.
Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'
Kentucky Fried Horse
"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.
Bishops Snooker
"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
'How's the water, dear?'
"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"
"The pH level seems a little off."
Dog playing snooker/pool.
Small Businesses Go Under.
Sales
'We're e-bankrupt.'
Cleaner playing pool with brush.
Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute
Line on graph goes right through floor.
7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
Closing A Pool Gifts Collection
Closing A Pool Mugs
Explore our range of humorous and heartfelt mugs celebrating those who master the art of closing pools—perfect for their morning coffee or poolside treats.
Closing A Pool Pillows
Find cozy and witty pillows that celebrate the pool closing season—great for relaxing at home or sprucing up their poolside lounge area.
Closing A Pool Prints
Pick out a charming or humorous print that captures the spirit of pool closing—an ideal decorative gift for the season’s end.
Closing A Pool T-Shirts
Discover our collection of fun and clever t-shirts designed for pool closers—ideal for summertime or winterizing wear that shows off their seasonal pride.