Pool Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Now you're snookered!'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

Man behind eight ball to pal: 'Come here, Bernie - I found a great hiding place!'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

God chalks up his pool cue.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Careful, Larry. He gets pretty upset if you trap him in a corner pocket.'

The Dangers of Snooker.

Birds cue ball escape.

Pool shark

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

Golfer playing pool on the golf course

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'