Football Pools Gifts

Pools Winners

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

'How's the water, dear?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Dolphin tricks.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'