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Pools Winners

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'How's the water, dear?'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Dolphin tricks.

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."