Playing Pool Pillows

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'How's the water, dear?'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."