Pool Games Pillows

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

"It's the deep end."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bird bath pool toys.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more and more absent minded...

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is the water cold?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Cruise.