Water Games Pillows

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Balloon Security

Summer

'Boy with his finger in a dyke squirts man in head.'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Marco ..."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'