Water Games Gifts

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Balloon Security

Summer

'Boy with his finger in a dyke squirts man in head.'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Bears going water skiing.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Marco ..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).