Water Sports Wit Gifts

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Bears going water skiing.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Swimming Prankster

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."