Water Sports Wit Gifts

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Swimming Prankster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'