Water Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

A Couple in A Speedboat.