Water Sports Lover Gifts

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'If you can read this, you're pretty much screwed.'

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

"I don't think you're taking this seriously."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Sea-Suns Greetings

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Car Water Skiing.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

"I'm afraid Gerald would rather be surfing the net."

Boating trip

Row Rage

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Duck Hunt

Bears going water skiing.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Marco ..."

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).