Water Sport Lover Gifts

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

London 'Old-lags' rowing team.

'I just don't get it - the big fellows spend ages settling into their seats, then the little fellow at the ends shouts at them and they row off backwards!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'Cannonball!'

Surfing koala.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bears going water skiing.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Walking the Plank.

A Stampedalo.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Family swimming in the ocean

Canoe Carriers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'