Water Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Man on water skis being towed by man in a punt.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'I'm going to take a little run at this so hang on.'

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

'Now you see why skiing isn't advised on this lake!'

Man skiing on water into a big fished mouth.

'Are you SURE that you've been water skiing before?'

'Yeee-haaaaa!!'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"Spoiler alert."

"Harry and I are not on the same page anymore."

Walking the Plank.

Sailfish boarding.

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

"This would be so much easier if we were on water, had a boat, and weren't cats."

S**t Creek Raft Rentals: "Sorry, dude, we're out of paddles."

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Banana Boat

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Cannonball!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'