Water Sports Gifts

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Pedalo Racer

'Who's the new guy?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Cannonball!'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Jumping in the deep end.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Good thinking.'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

Duck with outboard motor.

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Californian Bug'

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Thank God for periodontal disease.

Fish snorkling above water.

Musical Sailing Boat.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'