Water Sports Gifts

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Pedalo Racer

'Who's the new guy?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Cannonball!'

Jumping in the deep end.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Good thinking.'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Duck with outboard motor.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Californian Bug'

Fish snorkling above water.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Thank God for periodontal disease.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Musical Sailing Boat.