Watersports Gifts

Senior citizen surfing.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Agricultural Skier

"Hey guys! Frank found the deep spot!"

'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Getting the hang of it?"

Computer Surfer.

Diving Partners

Marry me on a surfboard

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

"Tidal wave! Everybody run!"

Rainbow violin surfers

Violinist on a surfboard

Surfing Pensioner

Sailor

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"The trouble with white pointers is they can't distinguish between the food chain and a leg rope."

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"Accursed global warming!"

When Seniors Fly

"I like the way they come on their own serving trays."

Violinist on a surfboard

Surfing on Angry Seas

"Having any luck?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

"I just love dressing up in rubber!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.