Aquatic Sports Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Surfing koala.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'