Aquatic Fun Gifts

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Bears going water skiing.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Leak in the fish tank.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Diving Cat.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Swimming Prankster

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.