Aquatic Fun Gifts

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Diving Cat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Swimming Prankster

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.