Aquatic Antics Gifts

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Diving Cat.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Goalkeeper

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

A baby in court

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Fresh fish

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"He chases submarines."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."