Aquatic Antics T-Shirts

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Diving Cat.

The Goalkeeper

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

A baby in court

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Fresh fish

"Krill, baby, krill."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"He chases submarines."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Marine Pollution

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'