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Piranhaclaus

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Moon Pies.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.