Aquatic Antics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I think it loves us."

Separation

A school of fish.

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Fresh fish

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Shark food pyramid.

"He chases submarines."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

FISH ESCAPE.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Eel-mail

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

"He never takes me anywhere."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Diver

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'