Aquatic Love Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A school of fish.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

FISH ESCAPE.

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Eel-mail

"I thought it was deeper here."

Hi Mom!

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Diver

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Wheeee...'