Aquatic Love Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A school of fish.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

FISH ESCAPE.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

Eel-mail

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Diver

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

'Wheeee...'