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'Puffer fish.'

Puffer fish posing for a photo

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

Rock 'n' Roll ain't noise pollution!

Sorry guys, but my Mum says I will end up caught in a net by Humans if I hang around Tuna...'

Paramedics saving caught fish

Pouring oil into the fish tank.

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"He chases submarines."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.