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Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Fingerlings.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

A school of fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Cat and fishing instruction

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cat disguise.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin