Aquatic Life Admirer T-Shirts

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Water scarcity

'Krill small talk' 'The bottom of the food chain is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, we're very, very important.'

"It's been a long day and I'm tired. Let's just stay at the next place that's open."

Clam Therapy.

"You're on Facebook, huh? Nice! What's a face?"

Otter Tattoos

Piranha Trophy

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Alcoholidaze: Drink like a fish...swim like a drink!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I started smoking because I figured - eh - why not? I deprive myself of oxygen anyway.'

'Wanna see something funny? Watch what happens when I cut that tube.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piranhaclaus

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"She's just being Koi."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

How Swordfish Are Born

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'