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Mussel Falling In Love.

"Don't lie to me... I know you had a snack on the way home."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Artifishial Intelligence

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Shark infested custard!