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Mussel Falling In Love.

"Don't lie to me... I know you had a snack on the way home."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

Artifishial Intelligence

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"