Ocean Life Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'

They were very close.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Batman O' War

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'