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"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"Someone is always better."

Surfer and the Whale

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Discovery.

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'

'I told you it was cold today.'

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

'He snores.'

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

'They must be a Christian school...'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

Eek! Piranhas!

'Hey, slow down. Can't you see this is a school zone?'

'But Mum, it's not a fashion statement: I've just managed to free myself from a net!'

'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

Dada Supremo in park with great dads.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

'Now be careful up there or you'll end up like Gerald. Fried in a golden batter and served on a bed of rice.'

Greenies, Climate, Pinheads

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"They go to a private school."

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Sworn Anenome

"I will never forget it: 22nd of January 2000! That's when a sailor threw a piece of chocolate at me: first time I tasted something sweet..."

Hammerhead shark

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."