Marine Life Enthusiast Mugs

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"Someone is always better."

Surfer and the Whale

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Discovery.

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'He snores.'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'

'I told you it was cold today.'

Eek! Piranhas!

'But Mum, it's not a fashion statement: I've just managed to free myself from a net!'

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Greenies, Climate, Pinheads

'Now be careful up there or you'll end up like Gerald. Fried in a golden batter and served on a bed of rice.'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'

'They must be a Christian school...'

Dada Supremo in park with great dads.

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

"They go to a private school."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Hey, slow down. Can't you see this is a school zone?'

'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Grandma, what big teeth you have!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

No one likes a showoff.

Boss, if you could be any animal on earth, which one would you be? I'm glad you asked, minion. I'd be a nocturnal, camouflaged Wobbegong at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. There I'd lie in wait, ever vigilant, ever hungry … ever ready to devour any creature large or small unlucky enough to brush against my whiskers. I'm going to back away now. No, no ... don't back away, minion ... That's when the Wobbegong will get you.

Don't worry - I don't think bullies will ever evolve.