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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

Let's just say he was a good white shark but he wasn't a great white shark.

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Shark thinks: 'White meat or dark...'

' I think it's a bull shark.'

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."