Marine Life Lovers T-Shirts

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Fish: 'Thank God, she's a plankton eater!'

"Yeah, she broke my hearts alright..."

"Being called the largest animal on the planet should be seen as an honour Darling, not as an allusion to your weight..."

Psycho-plankton.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

Whale at Sea World

'Say it. Don't spray it.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Time to gobble up today's quota of fish oil.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

A guide to eight-legged animals.

Ah, jeez, there I go again – It happens every time I think about the future of the planet.

Clam Football. I'm open!

That guy's always running late.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Starbucks Siren

Shark reading 'A Farewell to Arms'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"