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'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Affectionate whale

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."

"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."

'Wow, your birthplace sounds much better than mine! I think I'll ignore my instinct and go and breed there!'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

'Hi. & welcome to the oceanarium. I'm your guide for today...'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Surfer's commute

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"