Marine Movie Lover T-Shirts

A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'