Marine Movie Lover Gifts

A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Lovers scuba diving

Making fun of Starfish.