Marine Mystery Lover Gifts

Dolphin Court

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Lovers scuba diving

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Starbucks Siren

Moses/stranded shark

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Don't make eye contact..."