Marine Mystery Enthusiast Gifts

'Something fishy is going on here!'

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

One of a kind.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Marine Pollution

Celebrate National Submarine Day.