Marine Mystery Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Something fishy is going on here!'

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Sign Him.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Marine Pollution