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The worst ever scenario.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I don't do windows."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"He's a keeper!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'