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'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

No Shoes, No Service.

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boat wedding.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.