Maritime Mystery Lover Prints

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

No Shoes, No Service.

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

Boat wedding.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"I'm an enigma!"