Maritime Mischief Lover Prints

Boat wedding.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

The Tooth Ferret

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Halloween health & safety.

No Shoes, No Service.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"My trun!!"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'