Maritime Mischief Lover Pillows

My bad.

Boat wedding.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Playing pig

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The Tooth Ferret

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Victorian Royal Navy

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Halloween health & safety.

No Shoes, No Service.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"My trun!!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'