Maritime Lover Pillows

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boat wedding.

"The unlucky lemming"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"He's a keeper!"

Ever Given

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Could you give us a push?'

Lovers scuba diving

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Moses/stranded shark